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Adler Favorit Typewriter Greeting Card featuring the photograph Does Not Compute. by Susan Maxwell Schmidt

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Does Not Compute. Greeting Card

Susan Maxwell Schmidt

by Susan Maxwell Schmidt



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Our greeting cards are 5" x 7" in size and are produced on digital offset printers using 100 lb. paper stock. Each card is coated with a UV protectant on the outside surface which produces a semi-gloss finish. The inside of each card has a matte white finish and can be customized with your own message up to 500 characters in length. Each card comes with a white envelope for mailing or gift giving.

Design Details

Does Not Compute.

An antique Adler Favorit typewriter in an aged black and white photograph displays a sheet of paper on which is typed an... more

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Does Not Compute. Photograph by Susan Maxwell Schmidt


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Artist's Description

"Does Not Compute."

An antique Adler Favorit typewriter in an aged black and white photograph displays a sheet of paper on which is typed an ironic twist in the form of one sentence: "Does not compute." Just a little cerebral humor for the technophiles amongst us. Please visit my Black and White and In Between art gallery to see more of my noir photography and art.

Contests and Awards:
6.4.23 FAA "Electromechanical Portrait" Contest: 3rd Place (tie)
3.30.21 FAA "Digital Photography - Aging New Photographs" Contest: 3rd Place (tie)
5.6.17 Schlock Value Contest: 3rd Place (tie)

This image was honored by being featured in the following outstanding gallery groups at Fine Art America:
Black and White Photography
Arts Fantastic World
Best Art Gallery

Copyright 2017 Susan Maxwell Schmidt, all rights reserved. Original unedited base photograph courtesy of Florian Klauer.

About Susan Maxwell Schmidt

Susan Maxwell Schmidt

My mind lives in a rather strange world of its own, in a state which I tend to refer to as "delightfully twisted." Through my art, which I am vehemently determined to continue to create with as little outside influence as possible, I work tirelessly to interpret the concepts my mind creates in a moment-by-moment barrage of ideas that always seem to come faster than I can realize them in a tangible form. Though my artwork over the past 40 years has evolved from my early days of shooting on film to manifesting itself in many different forms of more contemporary media, from the delicate transparency of digital watercolor, to the no-holds-barred starkness of noir digital photography, to even the fanciful abstract-turned-conceptual properties...